Cow abduction

I wonder why aliens lift our cows and not most of our politicians...

http://www.cowabduction.com/

Is it because they are more productive?



Is it because they are less harmful (despite the methane)?


Is it to keep them from catching any harmful behavior?

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson has been told that a politician has confessed incompetent and corrupt, has resigned and returned all the money he has stolen.


Thanks to that, next year Ron will pay less taxes (including taxes on alcohol).


You can see Ron's reaction after hearing the news on the following link:

Reacción de Ron Swanson